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While driving the other day, a car passed by with a cone stuck between the front wheels. The driver was oblivious to the noise it made......
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A few years ago, I went to the DMV to renew my license. At the counter, you have to present your paperwork to the attendant and then the attendant administers the eye test.
The attendant told the man in front of me to look into the eye test machine and read line 5. The man stepped up, placed his face against the viewer..... about a minute of total silence passed and then attendant said "Out Loud!". The man then read the letters so that the attendant could also hear them.
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The toilet paper in the restroom of our data center is made by Kimberly-Clarke.
The roll is labeled "Professional Grade".
Wonder what the career track is for this...
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Words That I Like:
'kleptocracy' - heard on the Dennis Miller show
'annoising' - used by my wife to describe someone loud and annoying
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Things I Do Not Like:
The phrase "It's only business" is NOT acceptible when you are a small business!
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